Your biggest car hack job ever

Mine is nowhere close to being that funny but my friends hood on his honda flew up and sent the rearview mirror into the back seat but didnt break the window. The hood butterfly'd so it wouldnt close so we unbolted it and tossed it on the side of the road and went the rest of the way with no hood. It started to rain so we had to wrap the distributor with our socks! Another time we jump started my friends sister Maverick that hadnt run on a year and drove it to Canada from So. Cal, 30 minutes later! No heater, no radio and there were gaping holes in the firewall, once again we stuffed the holes with clothes. Ran like a top and we never shut it down for the entire 17 hour trip but ended up having a flat outside Seattle. On the way back it developed a lifter tick, and the next weekend outside San Diego the alternator went out. Broke a clutch cable in a Suburu and used a rope through the firewall to get it home, suprisingly easy once you get it moving and powershift it.