Your biggest car hack job ever

Years ago dropped a driveshaft on the Garden State Parkway on Christmas Eve in the middle of the night. Lost the caps off the DS side of things on the rear yoke. The caps were long gone. Rooted around that B150 and come up with a couple sockets, a couple hose clamps and a roll of duct tape. Got the DS up on the u-joint hammered the sockets in, wrapped and wrapped tape, then put hose clamps on it. I couldn't go but 20 mph for the vibration and it took me 2 hours to complete what would have been a half-hour drive, but I got there in time to open presents Christmas morning. There was not a soul on the road but me.