Your biggest car hack job ever

Great stories! Keep 'em coming. Here is another one

So my "buddy" (you know the one) and I were cruising in his Camaro around 2am and the bars were closed. We found two leftovers walking the street on their way home from a local bar. Buddy has extremely low standards and pulled over immediately. The closer they got, the worse things looked. They couldn't wait to jump in the car. When the dome light came on he finally came to his senses and his face turned nearly white. I was happy because I got the "good looking" one of the two and she climbed in the backseat with me. A solid 4! We headed off and as we crossed the railroad tracks the Camaro dropped it's tailpipes. SCRAPPPPPPPPPPE. Buddy pulls over pissed off, and the girls head to the woods to take a pee. He pops the trunk and I ask him why since he has no tools in there. He said, "Because we have to get the hell out of here!" as he ripped the speaker wires from the 6x9's. He handed me one and he took the other and we started wrapping it around the hangers and pipes. Finished and drove off right as the girls were coming out of the woods chasing and cussing at us. As it got hotter the speaker wires starting stretching and every once in a while we would hear a light tick as a pipe kissed the pavement. Right as we were pulling into his pops driveway they both let go and we drug the exhaust all the way around the house. I think every light in the house came on at the same time! Had some 'splainin to do...