Stop in for a cup of coffee

Lookin for a local carpet kicker... Can't seem to find one quick enough... I knew this was gonna happen.. I had a young man, all ready to move into the Garage Apartment.. Then my Wife thew the K-basch on that, By telling me her lifelong girlfriend needed it, since she was leaving her guy. Sooo... I made Wifey explain that to the young man. Now (they) Her and Her get up there looking around. Next thing I know Wifey is up there puttying holes and cleaning. Then she says, Oh...we need to paint a few rooms up there.. I'm like WTF ?? Who's payin for that ?.. Oh .. by the way ..I want the carpet in the front room replaced...WTF ??? On top of all this...I miss a months rent, on the place. The Kid was gonna move in March 1.. Oh well... Happy Wife...Happy Life ???

WTF is a happy wife? Have not seen that in 18yrs except last lift day think the Revel helped with that though......