Easter eggs
Hoping it colors my poop.
years ago my wife baked a red velvet cake for a friend of hers
im not sure what happened between the two of em, but by the end of the day, she wasnt going, and i was forced to eat the entire thing myself
well, i get up the next day and go to the little reading room
i thought i was dying after i wiped and saw all the blood in there
(turned out, there is some red dye in red velvet cake, and when you consume copious amounts of it, it turns your poop red, making it look bloody)