Easter eggs

years ago my wife baked a red velvet cake for a friend of hers
im not sure what happened between the two of em, but by the end of the day, she wasnt going, and i was forced to eat the entire thing myself

well, i get up the next day and go to the little reading room
i thought i was dying after i wiped and saw all the blood in there
I have a recipe for red velvet cake that calls for a whole small bottle of red food coloring. And you are right about the next day.