CAR SHOW Ebody Jerks turn their noses up

Maybe I just thrive on confrontation but I'd like to run into one of these elite types. I'd REALLY like to meet up with a checkbook restoration car guy.
Hey, nice paint work...Did you do it yourself?
No... Dan Panelbammer did the bodywork, Peter the Painter sprayed it. He only paints by appointment and referral.
The car sounded nice when you rolled in. What cam are you running?
Uhhh, Big Block Bernie built the engine. I think it is a purple shaft. Those are bad ***.
I see the wider tires....Built to corner well I guess. What size torsion bars? Sway bars?
Well, Dan the Chassis Man rebuilt the suspension. He is the best. Anyone that is anyone goes to him. I spent a ton of money on it.
Yeah, well the car is nice. Have you had it on a road course?
Oh, no...Cars like this are too nice to risk damage on a track like that.