Women don't ever realize that reality exists beyond the confines of their head. I've been married 30 years and I have perfected my dumb look when my wife does stupid stuff like that.
I keep telling her that she lives her life like she is singing while wearing headphones asking everyone else to sing along...but she is the only one that can hear the music.
What about driving? She is a good driver but with all the health troubles she is normally falling asleep by 3 in the afternoon.....the trip home might be bad for me lol...