Dont loan out your tools

At the shop, tools get loaned back and forth. But everyone is careful to return each others tools.
When tools are loaned, it's usually special tools and are almost always something odd ball.
Had a guy walk in off the street ask one of our more colorful techs to borrow something.
Jerry is a nice guy, but had a little to much of Vietnam.
Jerry just looked at the guy and asked if he could f*@k his wife.
Funny as the dickens at the time.