State effin' Farm

Well I THOUGHT this was ACTUALLY going to get resolved TODAY. The local agent called and "I could swear" she said something about a check

So I went up to the office........couple of miles away......with the paperwork and title, and she's like bla bla bla and "thought I was someone else."

When push came to shove SHE WANTED THE TITLE. NO CHECK. THEY WILL SEND IT

"Oh, no no no no no no nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." says I !!NO!!.........Let's say I GIVE you the title..........and I GIVE you the truck what do I have?"

"bla bla bla"

"No no, just answer the question, if I GIVE you the title and you TAKE the truck WHAT DO I HAVE? NOTHING, that's what!! I thought we had this figured. You call the people back east you tell them to SEND YOU THE CHECK. When you GET that check YOU CALL me, and we can skedule the pickup on the wrecker WHO WILL FOLLOW ME HERE. We all three will get together RIGHT HERE, me with the title, the wrecker guy with the Ranger, and you with the CHECK"

"By the way miss, you work FOR A REAL PIECE OF CRAP CORPORATION I hope you know that"