Blind salesman

THAT'S PRETTY GOOD!!!! But it reminds me of the one about a lady on the elevator. She was coming from the top floor (20 story building) and had to fart really bad. She waited until the last person got off the elevator on the 6th floor and then she cut loose something awful. She immediately reached into her purse and pulled out a small can of pine sol "wintergreen" spray and gave the elevator a good shot. But unfortunately for her the elevator stopped on the fifth floor where a very drunk man stumbled into the elevator. She was very embarrassed but tried to play it off by saying, "Nice weather we're having today??" The drunk man (who was leaning into the corner) says, " Yes it's a fine day but it smells like somebody **** a pine tree!!!"

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