Cool stuff, you saw today.....

Mowing my lawn today, I saw dozens of little frogs, maybe half an inch long, scurrying for safety

I saw an old man get in my face today for 'tearing up the street' in front of his business. He asked how long was I going to be F'n with the lines, I told him as long as it takes. He said he was losing business at his store on his street. I said, "Hey pops, that's a sewer project...I'm telephone! I hope your not a doctor......." and I walk away almost laughing. He then threatens to call the police because I don't care. I turn around and get a foot from him and tell him softly, "If not giving a f**k is a crime, I'd already be in jail..." He left with no further dialogue.
I had to read that several times before I realized "tearing up the street" had nothing to do with mopars