Respectable street car?

To me there's absolutely nothing cool about a muscle car that can get it's *** kicked by a BMW, Camry, or a minivan. It must run 11's at the absolute slowest, or it's all show no go. An overdrive is a must. There's nothing cool about running 55mph in the right lane and sounding like you're doing 155mph. People laugh at the old guy in the dinosaur while they zip by at 80mph @2000rpm. Handling and braking should be up to modern standards or it should stay on a trailer. I realize that my opinion may sound harsh, but I've heard a gazillion stories about muscle cars tearing up the road... I've only ever seen them hold up traffic. Most of them (or thier owners) would be better suited to museums. A car that looks badass, has 700hp, handles like a wheelbarrow, stops like a dump truck, and is gonna throw a rod on the highway is useless to me.

So for me...
1. 11's minimum
2. 2500rpm or less at 80mph
3. Handling on par with a modern pickup
4. 100k+ before anything needs attention under the hood

Don't care about comfort, mpg, sound deadening, heat, ac, leather *** warmers, back up cameras, or GPS.