SMART PHONES

Never had a "smart" phone. Still have a flip, currently a Verizon prepaid, cost about 35 a month. Before that it was Smart talk or some damn thing same as the old Trac phone. Before THAT it was overprized Verizon at nearly 70 a month

I can receive basic text WHICH I HATE and make and receive PHONE CALLS.

And here's a true story.............Some time ago, I began getting annoying calls at about 4-5AM from somewhere in Maine? So it was 8-9AM there. I got I guess 6 or 8 in about a year and a half. I would EXPLAIN to these doo-doo's to watch what they are doing

So, one night it's MIDNIGHT here, watching an old movie, and I realized IT IS 4AM THERE!!!! So I called.............and called..........and called again, and SOMEONE ANSWERED!!!

"Are you awake?"

"..........................yes..............."

"Well, I'm out here in Idaho, and YOU are the people who KEEP CALLING ME at 4AM, so I thought I'd call YOU at 4AM"

"Why, why are you doing this, what do you want?"

"You keep calling me at 4AM and it pisses me off. So here's the deal. You check your numbers and you make damn sure you don't call me anymore, and I won't have to KEEP CALLING YOU every weekend, because it's only MIDNIGHT here!!!" and.......hung up the phone

And !!POOF!! Just like magic!!! NO MORE CALLS at 4AM!!