Teenagers suck sometimes

You forgot obesity. That is 100% controllable. Those fat fucks need to park in the most distant spots and walk. Anyone who responds with 'thyroid' needs to get their tsh levels checked, take more synthroid, or talk to their doctor.
I'm taking exception to those remarks. While I might agree that there are people like that, both normal, and overweght, who might do that, I for one who is around 300 lbs has never even thought about trying to get a handicap placard. I'm not afraid to walk. So don't lump us all together. That would be like me complaining about all those Skinny fucks who rent the golf carts at the Nats that so many people complain about. I wanted so bad to say to those people look at this fat **** who's 300 lbs and 60 yrs old and I'm walking around here in this heat and humidity, what's your problem? And no, I wasn't thinking of getting a cart. So don't go lumping us all together. Rant over.