Opinions: Fast-ratio manual steering, suspension upgrades

Haha, 72blu that is ridiculous! Overkill is an understatement! Thank you for your response though, it really gives me some insight about what I'm doing.
As it turns out, I've already purchased the UCAs from Firm Feel, so it's harder to go back now, but I could still probably cancel them...
Any idea what kind of caster I might get from the UCAs? I didn't ask when I purchased because at the time the number would have been meaningless. I'm starting to get a better idea now though. Either way I can ask them tomorrow. Also, do you know what stock caster might have been, roughly?

I had a long conversation with the gentleman from FirmFeel about torsion bars, as I'm fairly green and still learning a lot about what these parts all do and how they affect your ride. What I got from that conversation was that heavier torsion bars would make my handling tighter, but could easily make it an uncomfortably stiff ride. Something I'd definitely like to avoid. You know, for the sake of my passengers.

As for parallel parking: I'm in LA. I just can't carry enough post-workout protein for 16:1.