Did you ever want to move?

We don't get enough of any 1 type of weather to whine about. Snow is once or twice per season, inches not feet, gone almost as fast as it came. Hurricanes don't quite reach us. Tornados are rare, scattered, and very brief. Sure we have some hazy, hot, humid summer days but that's the "Get out in the streets and protest/riot !" season. Human beans gotta have that weather, fuels our tempers. I'll stay right here, watch the news, pray for some, laugh at others.