Have you ever noticed.....

I've been trying to teach my son for years. You have two ears and one mouth. Therefore you will learn twice as much if you close your mouth and listen!!!
Reminds me of my son, he never played football, but knows it all. Bad thing about it , he`s always right, would make a good coach. Come to think of it he is an assistant, for his sons 1st year flag football team, He has the knack/ he`s a salesman for att, makes about 3 times the $ I ever made !
Here, hold my beer and watch this !