Kids nowadays

Both my boys had to change a tire in the driveway before I would let them drive.
I'll be damned if I was going to go change a tire at 1:00 am because they didn't know how to.
They also had to show me the knew how to check & change oil too.
The one, well it a good thing there's such a thing as AAA. He's not a get your hands dirty type.
The other, he's an executive for a plastics manufacture, he wouldn't think twice of crawling on the ground in a suit.