Nothing to laugh about

Can't remember if you said this already but, have you ever fired a gun? Being what is considered a "good shot" is tough. Compound that by being in a defense situation? Forget about it.

What if there were 6 burglars? 5 rounds is not enough.

I am an avid hunter and use my firearms for sport and leisure. That being said, I do have a Remington 12 GA at my bedside, a .40 cal pistol at the top of the stairs, and a 9 mm at the bottom of the stairs, all of which are strategically placed, hidden, loaded and ready should I ever need to use them. My wife and I have no kids, and when nieces and nephews are over, my firearms are placed in spots where they 100% can not get to. I'll be honest, I hope I NEVER have to use them, but in the world we're in, you can never be too safe.
Sounds like you could start your own war. LOL. Yes I have fired a gun, it was one of my son's that he has locked up in a gun safe secured to the wall and the ammo is locked up stored in another part of the house. I hope you never have to use the guns either.