You might be an "A-body owner" if......

Oh Gawd, I'm already there. I'm up to 6 different years/models putting this thing together. And nowhere done yet.

that makes for great fun when someone asks you what kind of car that is:

well, the body is 72 duster
the tail light panel came from a 71 demon
the grill is out off a 69 valiant
i think the hood came from a scamp
the rear end is out of a 68 barracuda
the front brakes are from a 79 cordoba
the wheels are stockers from a 73 charger
the back seat is out of a space duster
and the front seats came out of a 97 viper
oh and the motor came out of a 83 motor home

(and, queue Johnny Cash)