I think I have become a Mopar snob

I can understand that. My wording might be a little strong. I think I am jealous of that guy with the Swinger at the show in a way. Our hobby is filled with guys like me and guys with big wallets and nice cars too. As long as our hobby is alive and well that's all that really matters.
think about it, that Guy polishing his car might be jealous of somebody that was able to do the work themselves,wishing he could.
But that doesn't make him less of a Mopar fanatic and true Mopar lover.