Stop in for a cup of coffee

A man suffering from erectile dysfunction agrees to have an experimental operation done where an extra muscle from an elephant's trunk is surgically implanted to take over performance.

A few weeks after recovering, he is on a date with a beautiful woman at a nice restaurant. Just as they begin talking over the meal, the newly repaired member pokes up above the table and wraps around a piece of bread and pulls it back under the table.

The woman, quite surprised but smiling happily says "Wow, that's amazing! Can you do it again?"

The man smiles weakly and says "Well I could...but I don't think my *** can take another roll."