It's getting painful to read some of the posts on here.

Eye-m styill wating 4 sum 1 2 right wurse then mei?? Eye-m tottttaly eelitrite buyt Eye styill manig 2 ghet miii piont akoz.... righting korictly iss sooo boaring.....butt right-ing pooohrli reeqiures mush moore shkilll. b-sides...... knot 2 miny off uus R ible 2 speel 2 gooode. Eye saye, en teh ind, iit reeely deosnt mater sso mush howe goode Eu right oor howe phansy Eu hues ur ghrammer//..??. Whut reeely maters iis howe goods Eu r att fijuring oute whut teh uthr geuye es saaa-ing. Eye sumtiimes chalange mii-sefl 2 sea ef Eye kan fijure ouut whut sum mumbers r tri-ing 2 saye whin thay right sum off there posssts. Ef eyE kant fijure ouut whut thay r tri-ing 2 saye eye sumply asck thum 2 clairify. Ef Euu eggspekt 2 kum hear end phindd ounly poepl whoe kan right purfictly....whell, eye geuss Eu-or joing 2 B desapppiontid!! Eye knnowe 1 off teh phust thengs eye due iis 2 cheque 2 sea whut cuontree teh geuye/gurl kums frum Bcuz sumtiimes thay hav a reeeel harrd tyme gheeting there piontt akroz.....sumtyims teh gueye hhaas hhaadd a phew drunks end esn't kape-ible off rightingg verry goode....???..<, Hue Justi Nvr kno.o.o.

4 eggsimple....,,,,>>Eye kjust gott hup (sthill slummy) end miii speeling es bitter then teh whay eye whuz righting yistirdaye!!

Ho, bi teh whey,,,,Ef eye 4got 2 hues enuof "phiriods" hear r sum eggstra wons, Eu kan phut thim wheareever hue liikee...............................

Eye upolojize ( en advanch) 4 inny messspilling Eye mihgte maakee en iny off mii futore posteses.
Treblig
Treb, fun to read but it gives me a headache.