Two blowers 671and 871

I translated it a little differently.

He took his two blown rides out this weekend. The red one has a new motor and 891 badass hos liked it. The yellow one has been to over 600 shows. The truck won, the car didn't, Chevys were there, and the hos were classy!

Hue g-eyes skhuold git jhobbs aat teh staight dipartmint *** traanslayters, Eye dun't knoow witch trunslatsion es biitter!! Eye due licke teh 1 wit ul teh hoes en iit!! won Que?xsion...howe du eu tel aa klassie hoe frum aa rijular hoe???

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