Nope!! That's a classic mistake....Fig Newton's Law states that "If you eat too many Fig Newton's (too fast) you'll get a stomach ache". The equation is, "Number of Fig Newtons "Y" times Time "T" divided by Speed of Light "C squared".
So, If you eat 50 Fig Newtons in 5 minutes you get 50 X 5 = 250, then divided by C squared tell you that you'll puke within .35 seconds after finishing all the Fig Newtons.
