Why you should not employ me to repair your classic

there used to be a time i used to smoke, and i had a morning ritual

id get dressed, go pee, flick on the coffee, put on my loafers and go outside for a cigarette

then id come back in and have breakfast
on my way out i would put on my workboots and head out to work

more then once, i would look down halfway through my day and notice i was still wearing my loafers