How to tell is someone is a liberal, conservative, or southerner

Live in southern Michigan and I like the way you think. If you'd care for a little story a few months ago someone tried to rob our local bank. There was a CPL holder in the bank and shot the would be thief in both elbows and both knees. Needless to say the thief didn't get very far, and the shooter was released and declined to be interviewed. Wish I had a chance to thank him.
-------hero ! but probably didn`t want to be sued ! Dam liberal judges would have probly ruled in favor of the robber.