Well...the entire state is my backyard figuratively, but I live down in the Valley. Now I know one guy here that is in Yavapai County @TrailBeast - I am going to call him out and tell him he needs to mind the backyard better and also so he can commiserate with me, and mess with you. Any yes I am willing to rid you of all this guilt by taking it off your hands - I think you would sleep much better.