Things your Dad used to say.
Mine was a sailor with his Master's ticket. He quit the sea and took a shore job as a harbour pilot in order to be at home when I came along.
He used to say Trailbeast dad's #4 all the time.
A few of his:
Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.
No you can't have a ......, you'll wrap it around a pole.
You'll be late for your own funeral.
Don't tell your mother.