Things your Dad used to say.

Mine was a sailor with his Master's ticket. He quit the sea and took a shore job as a harbour pilot in order to be at home when I came along.
He used to say Trailbeast dad's #4 all the time.

A few of his:

Just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should.

No you can't have a ......, you'll wrap it around a pole.

You'll be late for your own funeral.

Don't tell your mother.