Things your Dad used to say.

My Dad never really had any sayings, but my grandfathers had a few...

Satan, get thee behind me...and push!

There are cars and there are Mopars. Cars go...Mopars go faster.

The key to happiness is figuring out what women want. When you do, let me know. I ain't yet.

There's nothing wrong with having a few cold beers...that your wife doesn't know about.

Take pride in what you do, no one else ever will.

Learn to make chicken salad out of the chicken sh*t life gives you....and grin while you pick your teeth with the chicken feathers.