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A carburetor walks into a bar, hops up on a stool, says "Gimme a beer and a shot of whiskey!", and proceeds to put a shaft, a lever, a plate, and a bimetallic spring on the bar.

The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of choke?"
 
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slantsixdan said:
A carburetor walks into a bar, hops up on a stool, says "Bartender! Gimme a beer and a shot of whiskey!", and proceeds to put a shaft, a lever, a plate, and a bimetallic spring on the bar.

The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of choke?"
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OMG!!!!
 
slantsixdan said:
A carburetor walks into a bar, hops up on a stool, says "Bartender! Gimme a beer and a shot of whiskey!", and proceeds to put a shaft, a lever, a plate, and a bimetallic spring on the bar.

The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of choke?"
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Hahahahahahaha!
Good one!
Sad thing is, a lot of younger people wouldn't get this...........
 
A priest, a rabbi and a nun walk into a bar.
The bartender says to them ''What is this, a joke?''
 
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He goes home and when they went to bed that night he looks at his wife and asks her if he can you her washing machine. His wife immediately complies and they have great s*x night after night for the next couple of weeks until one night when she was just too tired and try as he might he just didn't have any luck.
His wife started feeling guilty and later that night woke him up and told him that he could use her washing machine to which he replied,........ oh that's okay honey, it was a small load, I did it by hand.
 
famous bob said:
all u guys need to get a diff. past time -------NOT FUNNY !
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Three ropes walk into a bar and order 3 cokes. Bartender says "we dont serve cokes to ropes"
The ropes walk out of the bar and one rope says to the other ropes "tie me in a knot and fray my ends"
Rope walks back into the bar and orders 3 cokes. Bartenders says " aren't you a rope?" Rope says
"frayed knot" :rolleyes:
 
Bodyperson said:
Three ropes walk into a bar and order 3 cokes. Bartender says "we dont serve cokes to ropes"
The ropes walk out of the bar and one rope says to the other ropes "tie me in a knot and fray my ends"
Rope walks back into the bar and orders 3 cokes. Bartenders says " aren't you a rope?" Rope says
"frayed knot" :rolleyes:
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GROAN!!
 
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