A carburetor walks into a bar…

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. Then he pulls a small piano out of one pocket, and a 10 inch tall man out of the other, and the man plays the piano. The bar tender asks, what is this. The man says he was ship wrecked on a desert island, and he found a magic lamp, and the genie granted him one wish. The bartender said, what did you wish for? The man said, I certainly didn't ask for a 10 inch pianist.