Ok... which one of you did this!!!

Bought 8 spark plugs once. Got home, opened the box and they were all used. Took them back and of course the store didn't believe me. Told them I had nothing better to do and I'd sit on the counter until they call the cops to kick me out. They exchanged them after that comment.

Went to McD drive thru, ordered a plain hamburger. They verified my order on the screen. Got home and had a bun with nothing on it - no meat, no nothing.