Who still runs windshield wipers?

If you can metaphorically LOL keep it in your pants LOL usually cops don't give (at least me) a hard time with the Duster. They're more in awe of how cool it is and usually driving it on the weekends and nice days and I'm assuming they're probably thinking I'm going to a car show or something. But again this is being seen by the police when I'm driving cool...
Actually the last time I drove duster LOL I had a cop come catch me after I went around the corner a little sideways LOL and came up alongside of me and gave me the old slower down signal and I gave him the thumbs up LOL definitely no windshield wipers or blinkers with headers and glasspacks....8 point rollbar 6 point harnesses....sunglasses and a smile....LOL