For all you wild and crazy Toad guys

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Take the gay stuff off , slam a Max Wedge in it ,tune the chassis for 1/4 sweetness, you understand my idea of an automobile.
 
About 4500 bucks too much, LOL

Take me two weeks just to remove all the extra bullshit, and then I'd still have to find a (fairly rare) unmolested hood!!
 
OK, they aren't for everybody, and done like this one, it's a joke.
Done right they are righteous cool cars.
IMO Lancers are better looking than first gen Valiants.
I don't call them Toads either.
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OK, they aren't for everybody, and done like this one, it's a joke.
Done right they are righteous cool cars.
IMO Lancers are better looking than first gen Valiants.
I don't call them Toads either.
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Other than the "Jack-'em up Jackson" stance, there's nothin' wrong with that!
As to the CL car that's the OP subject, I can't even go there, but that thing would be illegal as F*#K in this Commonwealth. One look by any law enforcement here and that
POS would be forced to park & get rollbacked on it's merry way, & rightly so......WTF?!
 
With a 80% price reduction it could have some potential after the scrap metal and other hideous debris is removed and a decent set of wheels put on it.
 
"IMO Lancers are better looking than first gen Valiants."
But you don't drive a first-gen Valiant or Lancer because they are good looking; you drive one because it is FUGLY!

"I don't call them Toads either."
No sense of humor, huh?
 
I own Plymouths and Dodges, the Dodge it seems always got the better styling cue of course Dodge had a couple years to plan their trim....but as for the Toad....seems to be a name that has stuck regardless of like or dislike by owners. As for that particular car, I would without so much as an interview put in the recommendation for a lobotomy.
 
"IMO Lancers are better looking than first gen Valiants."
But you don't drive a first-gen Valiant or Lancer because they are good looking; you drive one because it is FUGLY!

"I don't call them Toads either."
No sense of humor, huh?

I don't consider them ugly, but they are very unique and bold design and one that I am very partial to. There are not that many out and about on the road, think about it...when was the last time you parked your TOAD beside another Toad at Walmarts? Dare to be different boys, they not for everybody. With them speed lines built in, car is doing 85 in PARK
 
I love the road toads! I used to think they were really ugly years ago but now I think I may see ownership of one in my future. Just not that one , for sure.
 
wait a minute, isn't marijuana legal in Portland?
 
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