Early A body V-8 gas pedal
CARPÅ A modern, tested-tough corporate complaint and suggestion drop box. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Gibraltar.
GROÜSÅ - A shelf with complaint forms and a chained-on golf pencil. Designed to work with CARPÅ. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Haiti.
GUILTI - A small round kitchen table set that comes complete with a chipped plate just large enough for a crust of bread, a plastic drinking cup the crack in which doesn't leak too badly, and an overhead light with a preburnt-out energy-saving bulb. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Swaziland.
MESSA - a standard soft-cork bulletin board, extra large to hold all your little scrips and scraps of paper. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Transylvania.
FUSSA - a compartmented plastic tray that clips to the bottom edge of MESSA and organises your pushpins by head colour. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Greenland.
NÜÇ - a brightly coloured rubber mould for making frozen peanut butter rings. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Cuba.
SNØT - a facial tissue dispenser sold in assorted brilliant colours by the plastic-wrapped 4-pack. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Tuvalu.
KÅT (pictured) - Two pressboard boxes, four particleboard legs and a particleboard tail, with a thin veneer of cat you apply at home. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Canada. (No, I'm sure I don't know where that Tetris theme music is coming from).
MJÅØ - a stylish programmable self-dispensing cat food bowl which holds 9 days' supply. Compatible with KÅT. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Northern Ireland.
MJØRK - an elfin tray designed to work with MJÅØ. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Iceland.
PÖPLI - H'm. Maybe not; everyone hates those PÖPLI people. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Springfield.
CARPÅ A modern, tested-tough corporate complaint and suggestion drop box. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Gibraltar.
GROÜSÅ - A shelf with complaint forms and a chained-on golf pencil. Designed to work with CARPÅ. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Haiti.
GUILTI - A small round kitchen table set that comes complete with a chipped plate just large enough for a crust of bread, a plastic drinking cup the crack in which doesn't leak too badly, and an overhead light with a preburnt-out energy-saving bulb. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Swaziland.
MESSA - a standard soft-cork bulletin board, extra large to hold all your little scrips and scraps of paper. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Transylvania.
FUSSA - a compartmented plastic tray that clips to the bottom edge of MESSA and organises your pushpins by head colour. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Greenland.
NÜÇ - a brightly coloured rubber mould for making frozen peanut butter rings. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Cuba.
SNØT - a facial tissue dispenser sold in assorted brilliant colours by the plastic-wrapped 4-pack. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Tuvalu.
KÅT (pictured) - Two pressboard boxes, four particleboard legs and a particleboard tail, with a thin veneer of cat you apply at home. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Canada. (No, I'm sure I don't know where that Tetris theme music is coming from).
MJÅØ - a stylish programmable self-dispensing cat food bowl which holds 9 days' supply. Compatible with KÅT. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Northern Ireland.
MJØRK - an elfin tray designed to work with MJÅØ. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Iceland.
PÖPLI - H'm. Maybe not; everyone hates those PÖPLI people. Design and quality: IKEA of Sweden. Made in Springfield.
