Never going to Auto Zone again

What? Orc, elven, and others from the games he plays on the console? Sorry, I am a very sarcastic individual. I just find it hard to believe that anyone who can speak 8 languages is working retail, that's all.
I used to help a friend filling in at his Sunoco station at night sometimes. I used to get treated by the customers like I was some middle aged guy who was only capable of being a night clerk.

What they didn't know was that I was a senior Pharmaceutical executive with 11 patents and 10 approved drug products that builds multi-million dollar cutting edge manufacturing plants in the US and abroad.

Their ignorance was exceeded only by their arrogance.