Pickup trucks

They're for hauling golf clubs and egos. Nothing funnier than those jacked up coal rolling trucks with TV's and leather *** warmers. The interior is spotless, the bed is too high to put anything in, and the paint is still in the hitch receiver.

Those idiots pay a $1,000 a month to own a completely useless truck...my trucks don't move unless they are gonna put money in my pocket.