Car guy = Social outcast?

Am i an outcast for bring for being a car guy?
Hardly.
After my build thread on FABO of my Dart Sport went viral internationally, my popularity has skyrocketed and has no signs of slowing down.
When i used to drive my Dart Sport around town, i'd have people flocking to me by the hundreds wanting my autograph, and women throwing their panties at me hoping i'll even talk to them.
Then there's the constant phone calls from Hollywood and the media for interviews and offers of movie deals.
I was kind of getting tired of it actually.
Then a year ago i decided to take drastic measures:
That's why i gained 50 lbs, had my height reduced to 5'5'', moved to a trailer court on the west side of Lethbridge Alberta, and became a shipper/receiver at a local factory.
Now i can live and work incognito where the paparazzi can't find me.
When i drive the Dart Sport around now, people recognize the car immediately and think i bought the Dart Sport that the world famous Dartnut used to own.
They say we look so much alike that we could be brothers.
I tell them no, i built an exact replica of his famous car, and adopted his basic look. (imitation is the sincerest form of flattery)
A lot of people are concerned that the famous Dartnut has not been seen for a year now, but they just assume that he's in hiding and building another one of his masterpieces, soon to be unveiled to the world.
Sooner or later, i'll be found out and will be getting swarmed with attention again.
Such is the life...........