Never in my life would I have thought it would come to this

You don't need to pay it plain and simple. Mopar people are finicky about branding but a younger will change that..... Pick your poison as to a different flavor. I have seen 8.8, 9", 12 bolt, etc go sub 1.30's and live well in 3k plus cars so you have options. Dana 60 is definitely a wow factor.

I prefer a 9" myself. Parts easily obtainable and priced within reason and if you need to service it on the bench she goes..... Deals can be had on the 8 3/4 but it's all about timing, position, and patience....