That project vehicle you have plans for, but just can't get to yet....
Sorta like the Jeff Foxworthy redneck humor?????:
If you have more than one old classic mopar car project, then maybe.......
If it takes you more than 2 decades to finish a mopar project, then maybe......
If it takes you as long at work to complete a task , as it takes you to get anything really finished on your old mopar, then maybe.... ( you are looking for a job?????) ha....................
Then maybe you are a Mopar guy ( or girl?)??????
The list is long......