That project vehicle you have plans for, but just can't get to yet....

Sorta like the Jeff Foxworthy redneck humor?????:

If you have more than one old classic mopar car project, then maybe.......

If it takes you more than 2 decades to finish a mopar project, then maybe......

If it takes you as long at work to complete a task , as it takes you to get anything really finished on your old mopar, then maybe.... ( you are looking for a job?????) ha....................

Then maybe you are a Mopar guy ( or girl?)??????

The list is long......