Is this Bad? A little humor

Generally how it happens, as the exhaust valves are traveling down as the piston travels up.
I was always told that in a case like this, the valve train slows down at a different rate then the pistons, and it's a crap shoot which ones eat it and which ones don't

I had a little Chevy aveo once, snapped a timing belt on it and 14 out of the 16 valves ate it