Stuck in Dickinson, nd

Normally id agree. Ive drunk more than this for a long time but and never been to a point like I'd lose my keys or even forget anything. Maybe it's the fact of over 4000 foot difference in elevation. But regardless even my lady knows I don't ever lose keys. I've never had to get a replacement lol. Now I dont get pulled over often. I'm just starting a combo really lol I'm bored. Waiting for my spare to come in from the previous owner lol. This is an odd predicament. It could be worse. Way worse lol. When it comes down to it tho I'm a man and I know this is my fault. I own this S***.