Stuck in Dickinson, nd

I work out of state often. I have a license, insurance, but I'm always in a company truck so no worries on the registration. I do sewer and storm infrastructure rehab usually have 3-6 people with me. We drink almost every night. A couple beers with dinner usually. Sometimes the beer goes down real smooth and we all end up getting trashed but none of us have lost keys, wallets, etc. I make sure the guys are at the hotel/house BEFORE getting drunk. And no drunk driving so that eliminates the need for any keys.