"That looks like a drag car. You ever run it?"
"Yes." (Points at quarter panels covered in rubber)
"Well then, what's it run?"
"x in the 1/4 mile, y in the 1/8"
"Well my friend's gardener's niece's uncle's car runs x.xx" (less than whatever number I throw at them of course)
"Nice. My friend drives a nitro F/C. What else you wanna talk about?"
