Us up North.......

You guys are silly up north LOL no road salt here at all. One part of town it got up to 70 today clear sky. Beautiful fresh Oregon Tall Pine trees everywhere! I seen all manner of hot rods out today for their first time! It was awesome and even the creation cars were out too! What a fun day to be in Portland today. Oh I mean yeah it was rainy Portland as always it sucks here you don't want to live here don't come here! I mean visit once in awhile but believe me it will be raining guaranteed it's a rainforest don't come here....

Are you calling me on a cellular phone? Prank Caller! Prank Caller!
(Pulp fiction)