Went for a cruise today. Now I need an rear bumper!

You know, this is actually not a bad idea.

I was rear-ended by a semi truck in 1989. The following morning I went and had my back and my arm x-rayed. Didn't really show anything at that time. About eight months later when I had my back rexrayed you could see where one of my vertebrae had what looked like a weld across part of it where it had been cracked.