list your most moronic thing you've seen done to a car

I got a 71 340 Duster originally in-violet now white. It came here for a clutch. I put it on the lift and the doors wouldn't open. The rocker panels were replaced with aluminum siding front to back. And the floors. all pop riveted in place and bondo'd over on the side but not underneath. They had blue light strips hiding the rivets. The car had several trophies in the trunk and a large display of pics for shows.
Here is the car sitting in my driveway

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