list your most moronic thing you've seen done to a car

In the early '90s at the Mopar Nationals a '70 or '71 Challenger with custom paint job and dual Thermoquads, BOLTED to the outside of the hood! Looked wonderful with the hood up, and the TQs were badly corroded from exposure. I pray that someone saved that car from its owner!
wait up....bolted to the outside? Like a non functional shaker TR setup? I'd escort that guy right out of the show.